Feast your eyes on: The Ultimate Swing
Notice the extra wide berth that ensures ultimate comfort to rear ends of all shapes and sizes.
They are about twice as deep as your average playground swing and they are what my life has been missing.
Notice the extra wide berth that ensures ultimate comfort to rear ends of all shapes and sizes.
They are about twice as deep as your average playground swing and they are what my life has been missing.

Niki and I perched our bums on these babies and swung away for close to an hour.
Tear free. Numb free. Just FREE.
Why has this concept been overlooked until now? They are more comfortable for both children and adults.
Being on a swing takes me back to my childhood... actually it takes me to several moments after my childhood too. Underdoggies and icecream and Discovery Park and Blizzards and Arizona and Cherry Fresh Limes and that one guy. Swings hold a lot of great memories for me.
Hopefully, the rest of the world will adopt this extra deep concept so that the new memories
will be a little less painful than the old ones. Okay, so not ALL of them were all that painful...
The American Embassy is doing something right.
All tax payers should pat themselves on the back... or rather, on the bum.
Way to go America!

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